Yesterday I was swinging by my local Panda Express for an authentic Chinese meal (at half off to boot), when I noticed this sign. General Mangers can make up to $100,000? You've got my attention. But hold on, look at that big fucking asterisk! Let's see what the fine print says below:
I'm not a lawyer, but I did take a practical law class my senior year of high school (humblebrag), so that fully qualifies me to break down this fine print.
Actual earnings will vary based on total hours worked? No shit. Here's a normal schedule for a Panda Express:
First of all - super weird that it's open a half hour later on a Wednesday. I'm going to ignore that and say that it's open 7 days a week, for 12 hours. Add an hour for opening and closing, and you're looking at 14 hours x 7 days for a 98 hour work week in order to make $100K. Man, fuck that. If I had to smell that delicious orange chicken for almost 100 hours a week, I'd be 400 pounds.
"Pay bonuses and benefits" Pretty vague here on the benefits. If they count medical coverage as part of that $100K, that's total horseshit. In terms of pay bonuses, I bet you in order to make $100K you need to have hookers giving handjobs in the bathroom or selling a secret dish laced with cocaine.
Verdict: I'm calling bullshit on this compensation for general managers. Gotta see what Chick-Fil-A is offering.
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