Okay, so I rolled up to my neighborhood Chick-Fil-A (shocker I know) to grab some lunch and saw this line. Holy shit. This is why I never use the drive thru. Look at this fucking line! In fact there were another one or two cars pulling up when I took this photo at 1:15PM. Seriously people, are you so fucking lazy you can't get off your ass to go inside and bring it back to your car? You'd rather sit in this fucking line?
Here's a pro tip: Park, order from the app from the parking lot, walk in, get your order. I do that all the time and it takes 3-5 minutes max. Then I'm on my happy way. Look, I'm a dickhead who's currently in between jobs and have time to kill, but looking at that line gave me convulsions as I've still got shit to do (you know, like write this blog).
Oh, other benefit from using the Chick-Fil-A app?
Don't mean to brag, but this loosely translates to me being the fucking man. Be nice and I may gift you some rewards, but probably not, I'll say "Fuck you, this Chick-Fil-A is mine."
One parting thought about this drive thru line: Monday is usually the slowest for the restaurant industry since people tend to dine out on the weekend and then aren't so eager to do so on Monday. However, when you deprive the good citizens of this country some of the finest God-fearing chicken on the planet for one day, just one fucking day, you get shit like that photo above. People lined up well after the normal lunch hour like a bunch of meth heads looking for a fix. Scarcity is a powerful tool when it comes to supply and demand (see: McRib).
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