Monday, December 12, 2016

I just ordered wrapping paper from Amazon because I'm a lazy piece of shit


Amazon Prime is the best.  Hands down.  I have a white elephant party this Friday and forgot to buy wrapping paper for my gift.  I thought I would have to endure an after work trip to Target, when I realized, why don't I just order that shit on Amazon?  It'll be here by Thursday just in time for a half ass wrap job.  But you know what's better than Amazon Prime?  $49 Amazon Prime, because I'm getting the student rate, as you may or may not recall my exploits at an online university.


Since I'm getting in the Christmas spirit, let's play the greatest Christmas duet of ALL TIME:


There's a lot of estrogen in that video, and 83% of it is coming from Justin Bieber.

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