Sunday, June 11, 2017

I'm 99% sure I just avoided a catfish situation


Just a low-key Sunday afternoon, taking care of some errands and caught a matinee show of Baywatch (I was the only person in the theater, but don't let the haters fool you - it's not as bad as the Rotten Tomatoes rating of 20%).  Anyway, I had this girl you see above match with me on Hinge from one of her pictures I liked before.  Her profile was somewhat boring, nothing really to start a conversation on, so I just liked one of her pictures last week and kept living my life.  But then today, she opened the conversation with this killer line:


Yeah - what the fuck.  Anyway, the one good thing about Hinge is that it gives you the person you match with's full name, so you can stalk look her up on Facebook.  Nothing too revealing, but then something caught my eye:


What kind of 27-year-old woman has only 16 fucking friends on Facebook?  Something doesn't feel right here.  Oh, but it gets better, check out her "Friends":


HARD FUCKING PASS - what the fuck.  Unmatch and be glad I'm not going to wake up in a bathtub with a kidney missing.  If anyone asks me how my weekend was, I'll honestly reply "I wasn't raped with a broom handle in a back alley, so it was a good weekend."

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