Just a low-key Sunday afternoon, taking care of some errands and caught a matinee show of Baywatch (I was the only person in the theater, but don't let the haters fool you - it's not as bad as the Rotten Tomatoes rating of 20%). Anyway, I had this girl you see above match with me on Hinge from one of her pictures I liked before. Her profile was somewhat boring, nothing really to start a conversation on, so I just liked one of her pictures last week and kept living my life. But then today, she opened the conversation with this killer line:
Yeah - what the fuck. Anyway, the one good thing about Hinge is that it gives you the person you match with's full name, so you can
What kind of 27-year-old woman has only 16 fucking friends on Facebook? Something doesn't feel right here. Oh, but it gets better, check out her "Friends":
HARD FUCKING PASS - what the fuck. Unmatch and be glad I'm not going to wake up in a bathtub with a kidney missing. If anyone asks me how my weekend was, I'll honestly reply "I wasn't raped with a broom handle in a back alley, so it was a good weekend."
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