Watching Dwayne Wade try to do overhead squats makes me so fucking happy

Bron and Wade getting ready for the season 💪 (via @KingJames) pic.twitter.com/vOTnSpuCpb

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) September 14, 2017

Now, I don't want this to come off as a douchey blog where I'm critiquing someone's form, that's not it at all.  I get it, Dwayne Wade doesn't do Crossfit, that's apparent.  He plays professional basketball, I don't.  He has sex with Gabrielle Union, I haven't (yet).  He's set to make $23.8M next year, I make slightly less than that.

What I want to point out here, is what a dickbag LeBron James is for putting his boy D-wade on blast for looking like a senior citizen trying to take a shit at a public restroom.  It's a little subtle, but you can see the trainer thinking "fuck no" as he has D-wade put it in the front rack.  The bar is so fucking light that he can just hand it off to the guy - incredible.  Again, I'm not ripping on D-wade here, I suck at basketball, hand writing, and having sex, which is why you'll never see any video of that on the internet.  This video shouldn't have made it to the internet, but LeBron is such a fucking attention whore, he wants to show the world how he and his boy are "getting after it" in the off season.  Oh, it's your job to be athletic? Your job has an offseason where you can independently get better at your profession?  Congrats dickhead, we don't need to see a fucking video.  I bet most of us working joes would love to make our full salary over six months, then get the rest of the time to get better at our craft so we can kill it the next time we do our jobs (nah, fuck that, most people would just take a vacation, which ruins my argument, but whatever, fuck off).

Back to LeBron being an attention whore:

“The Cleveland WINdians™” — @KingJames sends his congrats to the @Indians for their historical win streak. pic.twitter.com/wcX9HTO75L

— UNINTERRUPTED (@uninterrupted) September 13, 2017

Congrats on sliding in that 27-game winning streak you had there.

Look, I love LeBron the basketball player, he's a fucking versatile monster that we may not see the likes of again.  But LeBron the social media dickhole is getting tiresome.  No one gives a fuck about you working out in the offseason.  NO ONE.  And showing your best friend having trouble overhead squatting 65 lbs is a real dick move.

In case anyone is wondering, here's what an overhead squat looks like: