My online for-profit academic career has mercifully come to an end

...and there it is, the final nail in the coffin.  Gettin' that "F" in PUA 5308.  For those of you who have no idea what the hell I've been up to, you can catch up below:

Part I
Part II
Part III

Now that you're all caught up, it's not like my grades were THAT bad being on academic probation.  I mean, look below, my track record looks like a Division I basketball player:

Shitty GPA, a few credits shy of graduation.  That's the American dream.  Except I'm NOT a Division I basketball player.  I'm a working stiff that had 19+ months of the post 9/11 GI Bill left and no reason to go back to a legit school full time, so I set my goal of getting what's owed to me and by my estimation, I've exceeded my wildest dreams.  This letter below let's me know how far I've come:

I had an incredible time going to school online, made no friends, and will cherish the memories that I'll barely remember after I finish writing this blog.  *Sigh* Cue the music: