Monday, July 10, 2017

Product Review: Athlete Recovery Sleepwear by Under Armour (and Tom Brady)


In case you're not aware, I've become borderline obsessed with sleep.  So when Under Amour came out with this, it got my attention a little bit.  Yeah, full-disclosure, I'm a total brand whore for Under Armour.  In fact, it's proven that wearing Under Amour makes me a better athlete.  Don't believe me?  See for yourself:


Here's how Under Armour describes it:


Maybe it's all bullshit, placebo effect, whatever you want to call it, and maybe I'm a fucking moron for spending nearly $200 on pajamas, but I dunno, I've been sleeping pretty good the last couple of weeks since wearing this shit.  I guess it's all about how important sleep is to you, to me, it's paramount.  I don't enjoy feeling like dogshit during the day because I didn't sleep well the night before.  That said, the one flaw in this product is that despite wearing the same pajamas as Tom Brady, I'm still not banging a Brazilian Victoria's Secret model.  I was led to believe that was a possibility, which is why I can't give this my full, un-biased endorsement.

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