GoT Blog: Kit Harrington ends every fight with Rose Leslie by reminding her he's King in the North, right?

HAPPY SUNDAY fellow Tits and Dragons Game of Thrones watchers!!!  I mean, am I wrong here?  I don't think I've ever seen such an imbalance of power in a celebrity couple.  All Kit has to do is remind Rose that nerds everywhere stop masturbating to Pornhub from 9PM - 10PM eastern time to watch him do his thing on Sundays.

***SEASON 1-6 SPOILERS BELOW: IF YOU DON'T WATCH GAME OF THRONES, YOU'RE A FUCKING LOSER.  THAT'S RIGHT, I WATCH A SHOW SET IN MEDIEVAL TIMES IN A FICTIONAL LAND WITH DRAGONS AND AN UNDEAD ARMY, BUT I'M NOT THE LOSER FOR WATCHING IT, YOU'RE THE LOSER FOR NOT WATCHING IT.***

I'm being serious here, let's say Rose gets pissed at Kit for leaving the toilet seat up and then an argument ensues.  Whenever Kit gets sick of arguing, he should just end things by reminding her he's King in the North, and she's just some rando wilding that he raw dogged in a cave one winter.  Case closed.  Kit is the big swinging dick in the north, Rose is a character that died in the season four finale.  I mean, Ygritte was killed by a child who avenged the death of his family.  Winner: child.  Meanwhile, same child stabbed Kit.  The result was Kit came back to life and had the little fucker hanged with the rest of the traitors.  Winner: Jon Motherfucking Snow.

Also, is anyone really surprised that these two are engaged?  I don't care how professional of an actor you are, you can not do the following scene and say "I was just doing my job." (NSFW)

Really tough to pretend kiss someone's naked body.  Also, how many takes did they have to do here?  99% sure at some point the director had to say: "Cut.  Kit blew his load again, can someone get him a towel?"  I'm convinced that they got engaged after the shooting wrapped that day.

What's the point here?  I guess that it's pretty good to be Kit.  He goes through the show as "Ned's Bastard" but is now King in the North and a central character to the show.  On the other hand, it SUCKS to be a son of Ned Stark.  A recap:

Rickon

Rob

Bran

Bran gets maimed in the first episode of the show, and he's the best off of the Stark boys.  Pretty shitty if you ask me.