I'm not proud of this, but it had to be done. You see, there's this building code out there that says there needs to be the same amount of toilets in women's and men's bathrooms. HOWEVER, in this case, a urinal = a toilet to satisfy this building code. I'm sorry, but a urinal is not a toilet when you have to drop a deuce. As such our bathrooms have three urinals and three toilets. They're predictably full at about 9:30AM after everyone has had their coffee as well as around 12:30-1:00PM when everyone is unleashing some post lunch fury. I have seen people standing around in the bathroom waiting for one of the shitters to open up. Not this guy - I refuse to stand around like a fucking animal just to sit down on a toilet pre-warmed by a co-workers ass. That's why I went down to the first floor just to take a dump.
Meanwhile, the women's bathroom has six toilets, an L-shaped sofa, massage bed, and a gumball dispenser. I have no evidence to proof this, so it's true until someone tells me otherwise.
Im a huge fan of locating alternate dump locations, ideally those less frequented by coworkers. I hate those awkward bathroom run-ins, especially after I've just unleashed some fury of my own
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