Monday, April 24, 2017

Like a (University of) Phoenix, I Will Rise From the Ashes


I've previously written about how I'm on academic probation at an online university.  For anyone who might give a shit, this is an update.  A redemption story.  A tale of perseverance.  If this was sports related, ESPN would make a 30 for 30 about it, it's that good.  Going from a 1.5 GPA to a 2.5 GPA in a matter of months?  All I need is a 'B' in my current class and I'll be at a 3.0 (since I'm repeating a class I got an 'F' in, my new grade will replace that 0.0.  That's called for-profit education math.)  Oh, and by the way, I'm totally murdering the class I'm taking right now:



There's only one way to accurately describe my performance in this class:




And again, if my rise from probation to bare-minimum passing for-profit online education taker was a sports story, I would compare it to these comebacks:


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