Saturday, August 6, 2016

I will pay $35 every time to avoid getting those damn drops in my eyes at the optometrist


I've been doing this for the last three years or so and it's been awesome.  $35 to not have to have your vision fucked up for the rest of the day and looking like a total dickbag when you go back to work wearing sunglasses inside?  Yes please, all day.  In fact, $35 is a steal.  I'd pay $35 and give a homeless guy a handjob to not have to my pupils dilated once a year.  This is why I work hard all week - so I can ball out at the optometrist and make it rain with a $35 credit card payment.