Merry Christmas motherfuckers! This Peloton commercial below is downright ridiculous. Just watch:
A lot to unpack here in 30 seconds:
1) The man is a fucking toolbag. Who sneaks off to a shed to ride a Peleton in secret? More likely, that's his whack shack where he sneaks off to his 3 monitor PornHub setup.
2) The woman's reaction is total horseshit. No way would a woman be so happy to get a $2000 exercise bike for Christmas. Especially after that dickhead probably left his taint-sweat all over it without wiping it down. Sure there may be SOME women hat are REALLY into cycling and REALLY want one, but buddy, you sure as fuck better let her explicitly tell you that. Getting your girl a Peloton bike is the same as saying "honey, when we first met, I could bounce a quarter off of your ass, so let's get back to that."
I'm not buying this marketing campaign from Peloton at all. Fuck those guys, and Merry Christmas to everyone else. Don't buy a goddam Peloton for Christmas.
