Samsung being the ever anti-Apple company has this commercial where their new phone can charge other phones:
Hold the fuck up. I don't know anyone that would let someone drain their battery to charge someone else's phone, let alone a total stranger. Fuck that noise. How many times are you out and people are asking if someone has a portable charger, or if the bartender can plug in their phone behind the bar for a little bit. Getting a phone charge is like fucking crack - people need it. You can be damn sure no one is gonna give up their valuable battery while out and about. I mean, how will I update my instagram story or put a fucking doggy filter on my face?
If you think I'm screwing around, I'm not - check out this picture of my friend John. We were walking around Atlanta and we ducked into a hotel so he could charge his phone.
What a fucking savage move. Look Samsung, good idea, but you overestimated the generosity of the human spirit. LOL. Fuck Samsung and their green texts.
