My Small Business Empire is growing. Try and fucking stop me.

That's right.  You've heard of my company called: Just the Tip.  Now allow me to introduce Sweep the Leg Consulting, which....doesn't really do anything.  Well, unless you count allowing me to get the Chase Ink Business Cash card (Just the Tip didn't do enough revenue to warrant a 2nd card):

No Annual fee, get $500 cash back after spending $3000 in the first 3 months.  You can't fucking beat that.  Plus, since I'm a total Chase points whore, it'll be actually 50,000 points, which can be redeemed for $750 worth of travel when I transfer these points over to my Chase Sapphire reserve card.  For those who are too lazy to worry about credit card points, maybe my trip to Australia funded by points would sway you.  Maybe not.  Who gives a shit.

Anyway, to recap, here is how I amass chase points:

Chase Sapphire Reserve: 3X points on dining and travel. 1.5 point conversion redemption thru portal.
Annual fee: $450 - $300 travel credit = $150

Chase Freedom: 5X points on rotating categories such as gas, groceries, and whorehouses
Annual fee: $0

Chase Freedom Unlimited: 1.5X points on everything
Annual fee: $0

Chase Ink Cash: 5X points on cable, internet, phone, and Office supply stores, 2X points on gas
Annual fee: $0

I also have the Chase Ink Preferred, but I'll be cancelling that soon to avoid the annual fee of $95.  It has the biggest signup bonus for Chase cards though, at 80K, so well worth it.

If I've convinced you to get one of these cards, please click on the hyperlinks above for my referral links.  If you live in Denver, I'll buy you Chick-Fil-A for using my link.  That's the Just the Tip/Sweep the Leg Consulting difference.

If there's no link, it's because the facsists at Chase have shut down that refer-a-friend program.

Someone tried to hack my Wendy's account and I've never felt more violated

Serious question here:  WHO DOES THIS???  What kind of fucking savage has taken to hacking into fast food apps?  I've had my Uber account hacked, I've had my Netflix account hacked, I hope I never have my Brazzers account hacked.

I mean, imagine my incredulity of seeing this in my email:

I mean, I get it.  Wendy's social media is savage:

I'm actually disappointed that this total rocket is no longer their spokesperson:

Anyway, to the MOTHERFUCKER who tried to hack my Wendy's account: