Took a little vacation this past week with the folks from Engineered Wanderlust. They're a married couple doing typical millennial bullshit where they quit their jobs and have been traveling the world for the last nine months.
Australia is cool. Here's a re-cap of my trip.
Monday, March 13, 2017
Arrived in Sydney around 9AM local time. Hotel room wasn't ready so I left my bags with the bell desk and decided to wander out into the streets of Sydney smelling like a homeless man that gives handjobs for loose change. Had some Fish N' Chips for lunch. Walked by the Opera House and Botanic gardens but stopped because I was sweating my ass off. Stopped in at a Gelato place and got Mint Chocolate Chip, because it's a fucking crowdpleaser.
Tuesday, March 14, 2017
Today's gelato flavor was raspberry sorbet. This was a fucking mistake. I can't tell the goddamn difference between regular sorbet and gelato sorbet, so this was a shitty pick on my part. Never again.
Wednesday, March 15, 2017
Peanut Butter Fudge. I tried this the day before (little sample spoon) and decided to have a whole cone today to rectify yesterday's mistake. Peanut Butter: Good. Fudge: Good. Combined? I think we may just have found the solution for world peace.
Thursday, March 16, 2017
Rest day. Gotta let those GAINZ settle in. Hoping to get my dad bod ready for the summer.
Friday, March 17, 2017
Apple Pie. Did I have Jason Biggs fucking an apple pie on my mind? Maybe. Who's to say.
Saturday, March 18, 2017
Just got back to basics today and had Chocolate. It was fucking delicious. Boring? Yes. Do I care? Fuck you.
Sunday, March 19, 2017
Mint Chocolate Chip. Never lets me down, and I completed the gelato circle of life.
Oh, I guess the other thing I did was have an awesome kangaroo fillet. Get it medium rare. It was tasty. Tell Roo I'm sorry. 99% sure I had his mom for dinner.
