Sounds Like Someone Has a Case of the Mondays...

It's not what you think.  Most people hate Monday's because it's back to the grind.  Back to working for a living so you can afford to be a stupid idiot on the weekend.  But you know why Monday's are okay with me?  It's the first day of the week I can get Chick-Fil-A.  Seriously, Sunday's are the longest 24 hours when you're craving that Chick-Fil-A so when Monday rolls around, I feel like a fucking kid on Christmas morning.  It's that damn good.

   This is what Heaven must look like
  I just jizzed in my pants
 probably the most underrated part of Chick-Fil-A
Way fucking better than those shitty packets you'd get at McDonald's or Burger King.

Oh yeah, the new Chick-Fil-A app is diabolical.  I work in marketing so I know what they're up to with that loyalty shit, yet just like Admiral Ackbar, I've fallen into the trap.  They've succeeded in making me think I'm accomplishing something when I eat Chick-Fil-A.  That accomplishment is that I'm closer to getting more Chick-Fil-A for free.  Fucking genius.