Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Why the HELL do rental car companies give you both keys?



Look at that picture and tell me if it makes any fucking sense that they give you both keys on a wire when you rent a car.  It's nonsense.  There is zero benefit other than the fact that you now have to carry around both keys like a fucking idiot.

Lost your keys?  You're fucked because you lost the spare too.  Locked them in the car?  Yep, go fuck yourself and call a locksmith because you can see both of the keys from the car window.

You might ask yourself, who locks their keys in their car anymore since you lock it from outside with a remote?  Glad you ask, because that brings me to my next point: it should be illegal for a car company to rent you a shitty car without keyless entry.  We live in a society, we're not savages, this isn't Thunderdome.  Having to lock your car from inside the door and having to use the key to open the trunk is one step away from going back to the stone age.

Fuck you Dollar Rent-A-Car for renting me that piece of shit Toyota and not splurging for keyless entry.

2 comments:

  1. I really like your blog. It's a pretty funny one, I had the same thought in mind when I rented a car for the first time on santori island. Thank you for sharing!

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