Sunday, November 13, 2016

A Chick-Fil-A opened 3 minutes from my apartment so I'll probably gain 50 pounds in the next 3 weeks



It's finally happened.  The people of Glendale finally have everything they need on one block: strip clubs and good chicken.  This location opened on Wednesday and I went in there for my maiden voyage yesterday.  What did I order?  A medium nugget tray of course.  I don't fuck around.  I'm going to plead the fifth as to whether I brought that to a party or if I just went home and ate my feelings while watching college football.  You'll never know.

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