Where do I begin? So they say Chef C.K. Peng created General Tso's chicken in Taiwan, so why the hell do they have the plane graphic originating in China? Are they trying to illustrate that Chef C.K. Peng fled communist China to Taiwan to give birth to the Tso's chicken? I'm sorry, I just have to call bullshit on some chef creating General Tso's in Asia. If you go to Asia and ask for General Tso's chicken, they'll look at you like you have a dick growing out of your forehead. It's a completely American fabrication. Just like the fortune cookie.
I also like how they vaguely saying in the early 70's Chef T.T. Want brought General Tso's chicken to the US. Kind of a timeline gap there if you ask me. Then the arrows shooting all over the place as if NYC was the hub of General Tso's chicken is just fantastic. As if they're blessing all corners of the US with that delicious chicken. A+ depiction of the Rocky Mountains.
Finally, my favorite fucking part of all this is how they say in LA, 2016 "Panda Express Introduces America's favorite General Tso's chicken". A little behind the times, are we? Did you guys just find out about the polio vaccine too? Practically every fucking Chinese restaurant you set foot in has a version of the General's chicken, and the places that don't serve it don't exist anymore because I went there, got viscerally angry when I didn't see it on the menu, then burned the place to the ground. "Introducing" General Tso's chicken in 2016 reminds me of this guy:
Oh, and the best General Tso's I've ever had is hands down this place:
Do yourself a favor and pop in if you ever find yourself in State College, PA, or enroll in a graduate program at Penn State and relocate so you can eat the best fucking General Tso's chicken in the world and feel what it's like to have an orgasm in your mouth without sucking a dick. It's totally worth it. I've been all over the US and the rest of this fucking planet and I have still not found a better General Tso's.
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